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Wednesday, November 24th, 2004
6:04 pm - X-posted

broken_project
May every moment of your Thanksgiving be blessed and full of fun.

May you have a day (at least) full of love, laughter and life.

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Sunday, November 21st, 2004
11:17 pm

broken_project
i think i left due to inactivity, and you know, it was a good idea, sort of, but i kinda miss the people... see my previous app. for details on me.

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Sunday, November 7th, 2004
9:43 pm

impottytrained
FoodMakesMePhat: i fucking HATE the people who only IM you for homework
manuel drunkel: so do i
FoodMakesMePhat: Kanujain: heyy
FoodMakesMePhat: hey what's up
Kanujain: nm...french
Kanujain: you?
FoodMakesMePhat: chillin.
Kanujain: funn...is that pros for OGM due tomorrow?
FoodMakesMePhat: i dont' think so
Kanujain: ok gooood...you're not doing it right??
FoodMakesMePhat: no
Kanujain: ok good...alright thanks
Kanujain: i'll ttyl
Kanujain: bye!

FoodMakesMePhat: DIE

current mood: bitchy

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Monday, October 18th, 2004
12:03 am - HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

impottytrained
the subject = me laughing about how badly Aili and I suck royally at being mods.


we have such high hopes for a rad community such as this, but we're just oh so effing LAZY. hahaha.

current mood: lazy

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Friday, October 1st, 2004
12:35 pm

broken_project
these are my promotions. you all should try your hand or app i should say at these communitties

__disgutsipated

just be real

gotta love that ass

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Tuesday, September 21st, 2004
6:34 pm - YAY-AH!

impottytrained
Dude. you wanna know elite? Aili is in the running for Junior Homecoming Princess.

you all should bow down to Aili for being hot. and you should also bow down to me becuase, well, i'm her best friend. :-D



I love you, darling.

## Kati ##

current mood: proud

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Monday, September 20th, 2004
3:00 am

broken_project
go to iconator.com....

please

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Friday, September 17th, 2004
4:13 pm - BLEHHHH

impottytrained
My Cure bracelet fell off!!!!!!!!!!!!! ohhh nooooooooooooooo

it was just really way too big, to the point where i could have easily slid it off, but all the showers and such just....got the best of it :'(

*saddness* sorry, Aili, it's nothing personal.

current mood: sad

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Saturday, September 11th, 2004
11:50 pm - Shameless promo :x

drivetothesky
Okay people, we would like some new applicants.
This shit ain't hard, so come on.
_ohlovemyass
Don't be fooled by the banner.
This is CO-ED!!!!
Pleeease join. Anyone and everyone.
You would rock my fucking pants if you did.
;)

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Monday, September 6th, 2004
1:19 pm - Hmmm...

impottytrained
If you could be any animal, what would you be and why?

(*this is not necessarily your favorite animal, just one you'd like to be.)

I'd like to be a cat, but i HATE cats. but think about it. They can roam outside all day long doing whatever they want and go to anyone's house they want, and see whatever other cat friends they have. and then at night (or whenever they feel like it), they can go back home and get fed and get pet as much as they'd like! what a life.

But, actually, i'd like to be a dolphin becuase they are so happy! they have sex for fun. they swim all day with their friends. people LOVE them. they're exotic. sharks are scared shitless of them. and they're highly intelligent. so my official answer is a dolphin. et vous?

## Kati ##

current mood: curious

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Tuesday, August 31st, 2004
12:55 pm - oh my ZUES.

impottytrained
What the freakin hell, man.

My fucking CAT should be in this community. He's the most elite dude i've ever seen in my life. Ecoutez s'il vous please:

So, i keep my cat's food in the refrigerator in the garage. This morning he's meow-ing like CRAZY, so i go and feed him. a lot, becuase he didn't have any. About 2 hours later, he comes in WHINING to me, and CRYING, "kati, you bitch!" and i'm like "what the fuck, milo?" and he like comes on my LAP. (which he NEVER does becuase he's just "too cool to cuddle") and i'm like "aw, you love me." and he's like "no, you're a bitch." so i'm like, "whatever i have to go get ready" so i push him off and i'm in the bathroom like getting ready and stuff, and he's OUTSIDE THE DOOR PAWING ON IT! he's like meow-ing and whining to me, "KATI! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE! CAN'T YOU HEAR MY CRYING?" and i'm like "milo, jesus, ok. fine." so i come out and i'm following him into the garage, and i'm like "dude, you have food." and he like puts his head down to it and like shakes it off. and i'm like "are you serious with this? you're food has to be COLD?" and so i take it out of the frige and pour some MORE in, and he starts to eat it. i'm like "wow, you're such a high maitenance little bastard!" and he's just like "damn, right, bitch. now next time, i want some crushed ice in it, too, woman."

current mood: annoyed

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12:44 am - So...

impottytrained
While we're on the subject of socks....


My friend works at Ralph Lauren Polo, which is extremely too expensive and high maitenance for me, but i went to visit him anyway. And since he was busy, his manager was right there, and he was working as cashier, i had to buy something from him so i could talk to him. So i bought three pairs of socks. i was supposed to get a "great deal" of 3 socks for $19.99. So, thinking that was the cheapest thing there, i gave it a shot. As luck would have it, the socks didn't ring up so devan put in $2 whilst they were really $13, so i ended up paying $8 instead of $20. . .

that's pretty awesome elitness, wouldn't you say?

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Monday, August 30th, 2004
2:01 am

drivetothesky
SERIOUSLY. _ohlovemyass

Come on people. I neeeeeeed new applicants to this community. My godddd. It's boring as fuck.

SOMEONE HELP ME GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD. I want this community of mine to get rollin.

Thannnkss.

x-posted from my journal.

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Sunday, August 29th, 2004
10:58 pm - LOOK LOOK

impottytrained
I AM a fucking elite fuck. go look here at my awesome boner shirt. you know you all want it.


http://www.livejournal.com/users/impottytrained/

current mood: happpppy

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Friday, August 27th, 2004
9:23 pm

chippish
Oh, the suspense is killing meCollapse )

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1:29 pm

enemys_holliday
1) Name: Adam J. Rudman...you can call me ruddy
2) Age(remember, it's just a number): 17
3) Location: Oak Park, California.

4) First of all, do you consider yourself elite?: Yes
5) If yes, or...no, then why?: Because i like long walks on the beach, and kati said i am so thats an elite answer right there
6) Do you like food?: I most definetly do
7) Are you hot? (be honest, we'll know): In some light...
8) Religious? and why: Not realy, i follow the basic basic guidlines and traditions of my religion but not the major rules.
9) What animal are you?: a bumble bee, because i would just be zooming around smelling flowers looking for pollen, and then a kid would throw something at me and i would get mad and sting them soon to learn that would be the last thing i would ever do.
10) If you had to chose between oil pastels and finger paints, which would you choose? and why: Finger paint, more control.
11) Do you believe in magic? fairies? unicorns? or any other magical creature that one would perhaps come upon is some sort of magical forrest? (we like magical forrests here) My uncle went on a journey exploring mountains for 18 months, i dont know if they were magical.
12) If someone were to write a book about you, what would it be entitled?: The Chronicles of Ruddy
13) It's kind of cold in here...what would you do to....uh..HEAT me up?: Whiped cream and hand cuffs...;)
14) If i were to do your laundry, and gave you unmatching socks, how would you deal?: not wear them....instead but them on my hands :)
15) What's your favorite soup?: well im jewish...matza ball.
16) Who of your aquaintences would you vote for for president? elaborate: Kati.. because she already has here own day.
17) Where did you hear about us? go promote us someplace, please: im at kays house right now.
18) Picture? (not for hotness, but for genuinity....oh ok..hotness, too...)
19) Are you single?: uh huh
20) What's your phone number?: (818) 26_-69__ (its priveleged information)

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Thursday, August 26th, 2004
9:17 pm - thank you...you're nifty

broken_project
*bows to impottytrained*

thank you for the stamp, you rock. sorry i left you out of that messege and sorry for breaking the rules... but i got a little bored rereading the comments.

to workconsumedie i thank you for putting up with me and giving me a chance, i can only hope to become a worthwhile member...


again you guys kick massive ass

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8:58 pm - STAMP?!

broken_project
will you (the mods) either stamp me, or PLEASE have the other members vote on me.... i've been waiting for my friggin' stamp for about a week now!!!!

please workconsumedie please stamp me...

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Friday, August 20th, 2004
3:58 pm - i love the baltic states.

workconsumedie

we have a Precedent setting event for this brand new community.

we have an Estonian applicant, and let's just say i have a little more than mere pride for my heritage.

there for i grant ilikechicken  automatic entrance and full membership in this community.

i can do that because i'm a Mod. and i'm the Elite of the Elite fucks, for i started this community.

thank you.

EESTI PRIDE BITCHES



current mood: calm

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2:04 am

wilhelmina_ave
1) Name: AUDREY epoxie and jerett crash
2) Age(remember, it's just a number): 15 and 16 , but of course we hook up with much older gorgeous people
3) Location: calabasas/woodland ca, however we spend all my time in hollywood, the calabasas scene just doesnt do
4) First of all, do you consider yourself elite? we dont believe in the class system, it is demeaning to the american way of life and beliefs, however americans are not capable of being any more demeaned.
5) If yes, or...no, then why?: were better than you- dont even make a silly attempt at noteing that we contridict ourselves....it doesnt make you any cooler
6) Do you like food?: live for the delicate tastes of fine food. we spit on your mcdonalds...although the workers have probably done it first.
7) Are you hot? (be honest, we'll know): we are absolutely gorgeous.
8) Religious? and why: we dont believe in organized religion. we believe in finding out for yourself your personal views about god and the universe. personally, i see god as rather a web of connections between time and circumstance and beings and dimensions rather than as an all powerful being......and in the immortal words of Ghandi "anyone that follows an organized religion is simply lazy" - paraphrased of course. besides there is no being bettter than us anyway
9) What animal are you?: whale. they have the largest brains.
10) If you had to chose between oil pastels and finger paints, which would you choose? and why: oil pastels are so tedious with the many layers that sometimes it can inhibit our immacualte intutive artistic sense....which overrides its wonderful luminesence factors....we prefer finger paints as more contemporary and open thinkers. nevertheless we would pick oil PAINT over everything
11) Do you believe in magic? fairies? unicorns? or any other magical creature that one would perhaps come upon is some sort of magical forrest?
we believe in them as literary symbols, however not as tangible creatures. and of course, being the scenesters we are we believe fairies as fundementally flamboyant men a. k. a. JERETT
12) If someone were to write a book about you, what would it be entitled?
the bible
13) It's kind of cold in here...what would you do to....uh..HEAT me up?: this question is below us. sorry caity.
14) If i were to do your laundry, and gave you unmatching socks, how would you deal?: we never wear matching socks, they are for corporate sheep. and we of course are the sheperds......
15) What's your favorite soup?: while i was in France i ate at a German restraun, and i had the most wonderful potato shrimp soup......it was heavenly
16) Who of your aquaintences would you vote for for president? elaborate: jerett said we should vote eachother, to which i replyed no, just me, im smarter than you.
17) Where did you hear about us?
18) Picture? (not for hotness, but for genuinity....oh ok..hotness, too...)




19) Are you single?: for the moment.
20) What's your phone number?: you wish. haha

current mood: amused

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